They don’t have the luxury of rest, cuddling or post-nut clarity. In fact, scientists say male spiders have to immediately bounce just to stay alive

Given the shame we have around sex, they want other boys — who are more likely to be a victim of sextortion and less likely to tell an adult than girls — to understand that it isn't something worth dying over

Thou who nuts shalt clean it up

If you just came but you're hobbling around like a newborn deer, don’t worry — it’s more likely a sign of a great orgasm than a medical emergency

And it’s not exactly what we thought

We tried IHOP’s new burger line and lived (barely) to tell the tale