Welcome to Comey Island

The stupidest play on words ever

Now that former FBI Director James Comey is admittedly “in between opportunities,” he has all the time in the world to leave the memos behind and get some seriously deserved R&R. And so, we followed him on a trip to Comey Island, the perfect locale for shaking off an abusive, narcissistic boss, devouring encased meats at a record pace, pounding beers and forgetting all about the goddamn emails.

Nathan’s Famous hotdog eating contest

The “Cyclone” roller coaster


Brooklyn Cyclones

Mermaid Parade

Day at the beach