Kim Kardashian’s Butt, Emojis and Other Bizarre Pool Floaties

Summer is coming, along with the time-honored tradition of parking your fat ass on a floating device in the pool and calling it a day. But thanks to the internet, it doesn’t have to be your grandmother’s floatie—you can now park said ass on someone else’s far nicer one (thanks, Kim Kardashian). To ensure that your July 4th rager is just a little bit weird, we went on a hunt for all the craziest floaties we could find.

Kim Kardashian’s butt


Giant eggplant

48" everything bagel

Giant roach

Flag and eagle

RC snack float