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Day Drinking Without Passing Out and Other Tips to Surviving Memorial Day Weekend

Memorial Day is here, and with it, a long weekend that marks the unofficial start of summer. We took a deep dive into everything that could potentially fuck up your holiday and found solutions for (almost) everything. From the trivial but annoying (putting suntan lotion on your own back) to the genuinely worrying (grill char-induced cancer) to the statistically unlikely (violent squirrel attacks), here’s how to make it to Tuesday without needing your own memorial.