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C. Brian Smith

C. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.


The Opioid Epidemic Has Gotten So Bad That People Are Abusing Their Pets to Get Them

This can’t be real, Kentucky police officer John Thomas thought to himself when he got the call from Elizabethtown Animal Hospital on December 4, 2014….

My Quest for the Perfect Butt

This is the latest installment in the Body Issue, our weeklong examination of the male form, where men get real about what they look like,…

Try to Get Through Our Best Vomit Stories Without Losing Lunch Yourself

I’ve shot heroin — and had sex with a human woman — one time. (Different nights.) (I’ve fucked a doll once, too.) Re: the smack,…